[AlpacaTalk] Christmas elves wreak havoc at Black Magic Alpaca Ranch!!!!

News Flash...........beep-beep-bedeep........

On Christmas Eve, Santa's Elves apparently had a little too much free time at Black Magic Alpaca Ranch. The elves were said to have gotten into the Black's computer, changed all of their browser settings, and sent all of their email out over, and over, and over.................

Along with chaos inside the house, alpacas were found merrily munching on morsels of delectable goodies, and pronking madly about in a sugar induced frenzy. When questioned about their midnight antics, with the hopes of clearing up just what went on whilst the Blacks' were snuggled in bed, visions of crias dancing in their heads, the pacas pleaded the 5th on the grounds that they might get into some serious trouble.

It appears that the pacas allowed the elves to park Santa's sleigh in their pasture after using it as a runway. There is some indication of reindeer/paca mingling and partying going on. When interviewed the Black's were heard to say, "I wonder what color they will be??"
And, "Do you think it will affect their crimp??" while wandering about dazedly in their PJs.

This reporter concludes that they were all just a little too tired from waiting up for Santa, and we just have to take whatever they say with a salt lick, preferably mineralized.

Stay tuned for the 11:00 news when we will have an in depth interview with Rudolph, who was allegedly overheard saying, "Wow!! Those girls from South America are wild!!!"

A Very Blessed Christmas, and a cria filled New Year to you!
Rachelle Black

Wyatt & Rachelle Black
Black Magic Alpaca Ranch
Honesty, Integrity, Quality
6500 Digier Road
P.O. Box 457
Lebec, CA
93243
http://www.blackmagicalpacaranch.com
wyattblack@earthlink.net
661-248-6568

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