[Alpacasite] Re: Breaking news from 2036

Rick,

LOL!! I am rolling on the floor with laughter!

I just calculated what my age will be in the year 2,036 and it made
me laugh even louder. What a visual! Good Lord willing, I'll be
there! LOL!

Thanks for the giggle, Rick. You are warped but amazing!

Amy

--- In Alpacasite@yahoogroups.com, All American Alpacas
<alpacas@a...> wrote:
>
> Hi all,
> Just for grins, I thought I'd pass on some breaking news.
> I modified my universal translator and with a simple reversal on the
> polarity on the pharphegnugen, turned it into a time machine and
went into
> the future.
> Here's the news from 2036:
> ARI President Sarah Stepp has announced she will not be running for
a 3rd
> term. With her schedule as Senate majority leader and upcoming bid
for
> President of the US, she just doesn't have the time needed.
> Amy McCroskie has decided to bribe Arlin. She'll be running for
president
> again. This would be her 12th term on a BOD. Arlin could not be
reached for
> comment, but he was heard swearing in the background.
> Sarah's husband, AOBA president Quint Forstner-Stepp, will continue
to serve
> as AOBA president as he feels that the breed standards issue will
soon be
> resolved. He does intend to step down when he moves to the White
House
> though.
> In a surprise move, it has been reported that Bill Gates recently
acquired
> Barnum and Bailey, two alpacas. While the reports do not state a
purchase
> price, it was confirmed that the title to the State of Hawaii had
recently
> been transferred from Mr. Gates to the sellers.
> While Jerry Forstner was on vacation to Mars, Libby called him
asking for
> Mars bars. Jerry just didn't have the heart to explain, stopped by
the local
> 7-11 on the way home, and picked the up the chocolate bars for her.
He has
> reported that he will vacation on Venus from now on.
> Libby ate the Mars bars.
> PacaStuff has reported it now has retail outlets in all of the
major US and
> European markets. It recently announced that it will be selling
franchises,
> the first two to be available in Eloy, Arizona and Talequah
Oklahoma.
> It has shipped approximately $10,000,000,000 in finished goods to
Peru.
> The alpaca export to Peru, Bolivia, and Chili has been going as
planned,
> although all three countries are complaining that we aren't sending
enough
> to meet demand. China is finally happy with our exportation quotas.
> Rick Horn Jr. from California reported he has had no males born on
his farm
> in 3 years and 1892 births.
> He credits this to only breeding on a waning moon, ACV in the water,
> Montovanni records played during breedings, and a super-duper
ultrasound
> technique.
> With dylithium crystals at an all time high, it's currently costing
about
> $86.00 to beam an alpaca to another farm for breeding. AI is being
> investigated as an alternative, but it will require a vote from the
> membership. Based on current numbers, we'll need 600,562,139
members to vote
> in order to meet the quorum.
>
>
> Rick
> --
> Rick & Pati Horn
> All American Alpacas
> 35215 Avenida Mañana
> Murrieta, Ca. 92563
> http://aaalpacas.com/updates.html
> (951) 679-7795
> Life is good!
>

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