Re: [Alpacasite] Breaking news from 2036

Well shucks Holly.
You're not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer now are you?
¿How they milk the alpacas?
That would be the Ronco alpaca milk-o-matic! (Not available in stores)
Duhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rick
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Rick & Pati Horn
All American Alpacas
Murrieta, Ca.
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Life is good!

> From: "Holly Zech" <hz@abacusfarms.com>
> Reply-To: Alpacasite@yahoogroups.com
> Date: Wed, 7 Dec 2005 16:59:48 -0800
> To: <Alpacasite@yahoogroups.com>
> Subject: Re: [Alpacasite] Breaking news from 2036
>
> Rick,
>
> Thanks for the updates! But one piece of news you missed, it has been
> announced that a new specialty item will be arriving at the "hottest" boutique
> delis...a lovely new cheese called "cou brouillé" (fuzzy neck)
>
> How they milk those darned alpacas, I will never know!
>
> Holly Zech
> Pleasant Grove CA
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: All American Alpacas
> To: Alpacasite@yahoogroups.com
> Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2005 4:00 PM
> Subject: [Alpacasite] Breaking news from 2036
>
>
> Hi all,
> Just for grins, I thought I'd pass on some breaking news.
> I modified my universal translator and with a simple reversal on the
> polarity on the pharphegnugen, turned it into a time machine and went into
> the future.
> Here's the news from 2036:
> ARI President Sarah Stepp has announced she will not be running for a 3rd
> term. With her schedule as Senate majority leader and upcoming bid for
> President of the US, she just doesn't have the time needed.
> Amy McCroskie has decided to bribe Arlin. She'll be running for president
> again. This would be her 12th term on a BOD. Arlin could not be reached for
> comment, but he was heard swearing in the background.
> Sarah's husband, AOBA president Quint Forstner-Stepp, will continue to serve
> as AOBA president as he feels that the breed standards issue will soon be
> resolved. He does intend to step down when he moves to the White House
> though.
> In a surprise move, it has been reported that Bill Gates recently acquired
> Barnum and Bailey, two alpacas. While the reports do not state a purchase
> price, it was confirmed that the title to the State of Hawaii had recently
> been transferred from Mr. Gates to the sellers.
> While Jerry Forstner was on vacation to Mars, Libby called him asking for
> Mars bars. Jerry just didn't have the heart to explain, stopped by the local
> 7-11 on the way home, and picked the up the chocolate bars for her. He has
> reported that he will vacation on Venus from now on.
> Libby ate the Mars bars.
> PacaStuff has reported it now has retail outlets in all of the major US and
> European markets. It recently announced that it will be selling franchises,
> the first two to be available in Eloy, Arizona and Talequah Oklahoma.
> It has shipped approximately $10,000,000,000 in finished goods to Peru.
> The alpaca export to Peru, Bolivia, and Chili has been going as planned,
> although all three countries are complaining that we aren't sending enough
> to meet demand. China is finally happy with our exportation quotas.
> Rick Horn Jr. from California reported he has had no males born on his farm
> in 3 years and 1892 births.
> He credits this to only breeding on a waning moon, ACV in the water,
> Montovanni records played during breedings, and a super-duper ultrasound
> technique.
> With dylithium crystals at an all time high, it's currently costing about
> $86.00 to beam an alpaca to another farm for breeding. AI is being
> investigated as an alternative, but it will require a vote from the
> membership. Based on current numbers, we'll need 600,562,139 members to vote
> in order to meet the quorum.
>
>
> Rick
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> Rick & Pati Horn
> All American Alpacas
> 35215 Avenida Mañana
> Murrieta, Ca. 92563
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